These Quotes Is Stupid!!!

So today, actually this year, has been particularly trying on both my patience and my nerves. Why don't we throw in my sanity as well - just for fun. And - oh hell, if we're going to be completely honest - my mascara (I should always go with waterproof!!).

So it got me to thinking about the saying - that which does not kill you only makes you stronger. Who came up with these dumb sayings and why?

Firstly - I'd like to go on record as saying that no one likes a woman with aaaallllll those muscles. Meaning - I'm strong enough thank you very much. I don't want or need any more strength. And on top of that - I completely disagree. That which doesn't kill me does NOT make me stronger. I think it's the exact opposite. I feel like I'm actually growing weaker from the stuff that was intended to make me stronger. And I'm none too pleased about it if you must know.

That said - I am rewriting - no actually I'm correcting - the sayings that I think are dumb and need to be fixed.

• That which does not kill you...........makes you want to kill others. :)
• The early bird.............. gets really sleepy at around 3:00 p.m.
• A penny saved is....................still a penny.
• If you can't say something nice...........at least say something funny.

Okay - so that's a good start and Mojito is very sleepy so I can't think of any more. BUT - I'm sure you have heard some sayings that need fixing so please fil up the comment section with your own remixed sayings.

XOXO

Mojito

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