Okay y'all - it's WTF Wednesday!!!!! You know the drill!!!
Here are this week's WTFs:
- did Ellen really just try to ambush Diddy about why he let CB & Rihanna in his house?
- and did this mofo really just tell her "well - it's my house and I'll let whoever I want in it." Hahaha!!!
- did we have a real life Craig from Friday situation up here at the plantation? Mofos getting fired on they day off? Why yes - yes, I think we did!
- how can I possibly be coming down with another cold?
- and why are these new meds giving me coke rage?
That's it for me!! Nothing too bad, I must say!! Okay - hit the comments with your own WTFs. Oh yea - that's my last and biggest WTF - I almost forgot!!
- are there really ZERO comments in my comments section, even though I've threatened the usual suspects? WTF!!!
XOXO
Mojito
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
You're Invited...............
So....................first things first, I know I've been away for a minute. Okay - an hour. Okay - like a month!! But I had to take a break!! The whole Chris brown/Rihanna thing was making my head hurt and I didn't feel like posting. what? Mojito keeps it real.
But I'm back!! And today's post will be dedicated to those who Mojito would like to give a very special invitation to. If you're on this exclusive list, you're invited to SHUT THE F*** UP:
VIP Room: (to shut the f** up immediately if not sooner. Like yesterday!! Reserved for the famous)
-- Usher - you got your nerve talking about CB. "show some remorse", huh? Have you shown any remosre for marrying that (wo)man and then sneaking "her" off to Brazil to get the remainder of her penis removed? I mean, really? Mind yo bidness. Methinks you have other things to worry about. What, you ask? Um............album sales, your "wife's" near fatal "procedure", etc............
-- Gloria Allred - man I really hate this lady. The great wise M-Dub told me that Ms. Allred is "like the Al Sharpton" of women's issues. And I agree. She is totally the person who has absolutely no interest in the situation or making it better - only in attaching her name & face to a famous/infamous situation and getting on my TV/radio irritating me.
-- Octomom & anyone related to/involved with Octomom. The main reason I need her to shut up is that she should be too busy raising them babies to talk to dayum much!! Mojito only has one little mojitito and I barely have time to think - how in the hell does this broad have time for all these interviews & videoblogs?
Main Room: ( for the regular folks who need to shut up)
-- the gardeners who are back to lurking outside my window in the morning "blowing" around nothing, with their stupid leaf blowers that sound like a chainsaw!!! Boooo!!!
-- the neighbor who called my house to tell me that my laundry was done drying in the laundry room. (It had only been in there for like 30 minutes). Shut up you laundry nazi!!!
That's all I have right now!! BUT - there is soooooo much room at this party, please let me know who you'd like to invite to shut the f*** up!! (Comments section is waiting!!!)
XOXO
Mojito
(As always - if you need advice - work, love, legal (kidding), family - please write Mojito at dearmojito@gmail.com!!)
But I'm back!! And today's post will be dedicated to those who Mojito would like to give a very special invitation to. If you're on this exclusive list, you're invited to SHUT THE F*** UP:
VIP Room: (to shut the f** up immediately if not sooner. Like yesterday!! Reserved for the famous)
-- Usher - you got your nerve talking about CB. "show some remorse", huh? Have you shown any remosre for marrying that (wo)man and then sneaking "her" off to Brazil to get the remainder of her penis removed? I mean, really? Mind yo bidness. Methinks you have other things to worry about. What, you ask? Um............album sales, your "wife's" near fatal "procedure", etc............
-- Gloria Allred - man I really hate this lady. The great wise M-Dub told me that Ms. Allred is "like the Al Sharpton" of women's issues. And I agree. She is totally the person who has absolutely no interest in the situation or making it better - only in attaching her name & face to a famous/infamous situation and getting on my TV/radio irritating me.
-- Octomom & anyone related to/involved with Octomom. The main reason I need her to shut up is that she should be too busy raising them babies to talk to dayum much!! Mojito only has one little mojitito and I barely have time to think - how in the hell does this broad have time for all these interviews & videoblogs?
Main Room: ( for the regular folks who need to shut up)
-- the gardeners who are back to lurking outside my window in the morning "blowing" around nothing, with their stupid leaf blowers that sound like a chainsaw!!! Boooo!!!
-- the neighbor who called my house to tell me that my laundry was done drying in the laundry room. (It had only been in there for like 30 minutes). Shut up you laundry nazi!!!
That's all I have right now!! BUT - there is soooooo much room at this party, please let me know who you'd like to invite to shut the f*** up!! (Comments section is waiting!!!)
XOXO
Mojito
(As always - if you need advice - work, love, legal (kidding), family - please write Mojito at dearmojito@gmail.com!!)
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