WTF Wednesday - early edition

Hola!!! Mojito has been away doing...................uh, wait I don't have to explain myself to you people!!! ;) I keed I keed!!! I'm here today and that's all that matters, no? And what a perfect day to come back - WTF Wednesday!!! I'm going to start it off and please add you own to the comments section!!



Mojito's WTFs:

- so you don't have a trash can in your office cause you don't like trash around you, so you instead opt to put YOUR stinky ass trash in MY trash can? WTF?



- so I'm defensive because I corrected you when you called 5 grown ass women "kids" repeatedly in a meeting? WTF?



- so I told you twice last week what my new situation was and you turn around and ask my coworker the same dayum question I already answered twice? (Do you think I'm lying?) WTF?



- is this girl really visibly pregnant in her cheerleading uniform, cheering at the dayum game? (courtesy of MTV, 16 & Pregnant) Girl sit yo pregnant ass down somewhere!! WTF?



- are you really talking about your sexcapades in detail on twitter? I object!! WTF?



- is this dayum sewing machine tripping on me again!!! WTF?



- Mojitito is getting so big and so pretty. Ugh. Boys have to be next on the agenda. That is the biggest WTF ever!!! Noooooooooo!!!



That's it for Mojito. So far.



Please add your WTFs in the comments section.



XOXO

Mojito

WTF Wednesday!!!!!!

Okay y'all - it's WTF Wednesday!!!!! You know the drill!!!

Here are this week's WTFs:

- did Ellen really just try to ambush Diddy about why he let CB & Rihanna in his house?
- and did this mofo really just tell her "well - it's my house and I'll let whoever I want in it." Hahaha!!!
- did we have a real life Craig from Friday situation up here at the plantation? Mofos getting fired on they day off? Why yes - yes, I think we did!
- how can I possibly be coming down with another cold?
- and why are these new meds giving me coke rage?

That's it for me!! Nothing too bad, I must say!! Okay - hit the comments with your own WTFs. Oh yea - that's my last and biggest WTF - I almost forgot!!

- are there really ZERO comments in my comments section, even though I've threatened the usual suspects? WTF!!!

XOXO

Mojito

WTF Wednesday!!!

Hey Y'all!!! It's that time again!! WTF Wednesday!!!



Now - I don't know about y'all and y'all's week- but I was ready to do WTF Wednesday like Monday!! No BS!!



So here are this week's WTFs:

- wait, if I flew out of state to visit you. uh............why you tryna holla at my girl?

- and why you tryna hook me up with your brother?

- how in the f*** is it 25 degrees here? Ain't this supposed to be the desert?

- wait, how am I the a**hole in this situation? I'm confused.

- are you seriously telling me it'll cost me $12 to withdraw cash outta this ATM machine? $12? Twelve? Dollars? Really?

- how the hell did I go to a city known for sin and didnt even get close to thinking about sinning? WTF?

- I'm sorry, I think I misheard you. In fact, I'm certain I misheard you. Did you really just ask me what my pu**y tastes like?

- do you really think that's an appropriate questions?

- um........why do you think I would know? Or did you want me to guess. I'm confused.

- what do you mean the plane already left? The flight is at 7:25. It's 7:18. And if it left - why am I looking at it out the window? Really?

Okay - those are my WTFs for the week!!

Please hit up the comments section with yours!! Remember - you can now post anonymously - so feel free to really put it out there!!

XOXO

Mojito