So....................first things first, I know I've been away for a minute. Okay - an hour. Okay - like a month!! But I had to take a break!! The whole Chris brown/Rihanna thing was making my head hurt and I didn't feel like posting. what? Mojito keeps it real.
But I'm back!! And today's post will be dedicated to those who Mojito would like to give a very special invitation to. If you're on this exclusive list, you're invited to SHUT THE F*** UP:
VIP Room: (to shut the f** up immediately if not sooner. Like yesterday!! Reserved for the famous)
-- Usher - you got your nerve talking about CB. "show some remorse", huh? Have you shown any remosre for marrying that (wo)man and then sneaking "her" off to Brazil to get the remainder of her penis removed? I mean, really? Mind yo bidness. Methinks you have other things to worry about. What, you ask? Um............album sales, your "wife's" near fatal "procedure", etc............
-- Gloria Allred - man I really hate this lady. The great wise M-Dub told me that Ms. Allred is "like the Al Sharpton" of women's issues. And I agree. She is totally the person who has absolutely no interest in the situation or making it better - only in attaching her name & face to a famous/infamous situation and getting on my TV/radio irritating me.
-- Octomom & anyone related to/involved with Octomom. The main reason I need her to shut up is that she should be too busy raising them babies to talk to dayum much!! Mojito only has one little mojitito and I barely have time to think - how in the hell does this broad have time for all these interviews & videoblogs?
Main Room: ( for the regular folks who need to shut up)
-- the gardeners who are back to lurking outside my window in the morning "blowing" around nothing, with their stupid leaf blowers that sound like a chainsaw!!! Boooo!!!
-- the neighbor who called my house to tell me that my laundry was done drying in the laundry room. (It had only been in there for like 30 minutes). Shut up you laundry nazi!!!
That's all I have right now!! BUT - there is soooooo much room at this party, please let me know who you'd like to invite to shut the f*** up!! (Comments section is waiting!!!)
XOXO
Mojito
(As always - if you need advice - work, love, legal (kidding), family - please write Mojito at dearmojito@gmail.com!!)
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